Thoughts at the gym

Wow, I'm not sure I like that monitor graphic... it's spelled "foliage," not "foilage," I should've fixed that when I noticed it was wrong at six... This is a really long commercial break... I wish my headphones were longer... this machine is a lot harder than the one upstairs... I wonder if this one is broken because it really is a lot harder... that mobile health machine looks like the trailer the fire department used to bring to provost... I really like Katy Perry songs even if they are a little pg-13... that's a really flattering dress... I feel bad that ABC 4 has to do so many hours of news and cut-ins on top of that... WAIT! Is that Tina Fey on the Today Show? Oh, okay, it's just a tease... this machine really is a lot harder, no joke... I'm sweating a lot. Gross... Wow. The girl on the eliptical looks like she's doing a full-body dry heave. I wonder if anybody ever showed her how to use one of those... speaking of full body dry heaves, maybe I'll watch Seinfeld when I get out of here... that guy has some interesting tattoos... Mom is right, this machine doesn't hurt my knees as bad as running does... I wonder how many calories I'll burn today... Okay, now Tina Fey is on... (about lady using machine) you really look like a mom in that outfit... maybe this would make an interesting blog post, doubt it, but what else do I have to say.......